apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
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I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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