It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Randomize
