is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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