Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
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I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
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So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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