From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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