Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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