ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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