Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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