i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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