she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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