I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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