Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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