i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I understand Curling. That high.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
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I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Terrible idea I love it
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize