I'm lost and stupid without you.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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