i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
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Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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