But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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