Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
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Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
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This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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