"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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