Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
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just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
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my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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