I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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