The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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