Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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