You really coming over, don't trick.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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