I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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