Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
