Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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