Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
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You. Win. At. Life.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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