why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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