So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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