Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
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I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
your like the ambassador to my penis.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
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When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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