You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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