Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Randomize
