yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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