Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Randomize
