party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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