There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
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I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
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I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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