i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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