So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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