Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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