Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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