mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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