my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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