Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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