That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
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As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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