Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
This house was built for laser tag.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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