Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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