I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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