im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
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Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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