i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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