Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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