Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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