My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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