can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
We were destined to go to rehab together
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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