I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
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Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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