You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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