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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
So much Jack, so little girl.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
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