In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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