Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i think my tv is drunk
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
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The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
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Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I have fence marks all over my body
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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